September 11, 2007

How to Get Four Guys to do a Simultaneous Burnout

Articles, Misc

Do not try this at home.  This event was calculated with exact precision with all safety precautions taken. No alcohol was abused during the filming of this event.

Step 1: Get your step son Cory to set his throttle cable up just so, that it hangs up on a seat bracket.

Step 2: Have him plan for the cable to get caught in the wee hours of the morning just 5 hours before his daddy leaves for Sturgis.

Step 3: Get hurt bad enough that Daddy and friend John can’t go to Sturgis.

Step 4: Inform step son that his plan to prevent Step Mommy from having a birthday party, without his Dad home, will not work, and proceed with party.

Step 5: Invite all of step son’s friends so that they can tell him how good the party was.

Step 6: Have friends bring cameras to record the events to let him know how much he missed.

Step 7: Line up four motorcycles in front of a garage.

Step 8: Place four drunk friends on the motorcycles.

Step 9: Prepare cameras and yell, “This is for you Cory!”

 4 Bike Burnout

09.29.07

COOOOOOOOOLL!!!! HAPPY B DAY !!

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